Usually when I see this it's supposed to be twenty-five random things about oneself. Alas, these aren't random; they were all semi-inspired by ~Willowanderer's own list.
Anyway.

1. I'm really not all that female. Sorry.

2. I actually have a decent fashion sense. I design stuff, I can tell you whether something works on you or doesn't, I know which patterns and colors go together and which ones don't...and yet I don't really care for myself. Not that I'm dumpy exactly, but I don't put effort into making everything perfect or spend hundreds of dollars on shoes.

3. Painting isn't so bad.

4. I disprove (or attempt to disprove) most compliments given to me...until someone bothers me, in which case I play up my strong points and make them look like douchebags. Still, I'm learning to believe some decent people. Sometimes.

5. People aren't my favorite. I love people and love helping people and love closeness with people, but I hate being near them. Oh yes.

6. English is my forte, if you haven't noticed. I ignore it sometimes, but not about the pet peeves - word and apostrophe usage.

7. I miss Teen Titans. WHY DID THEY CANCEL IT. (Yes, I used a period at the end of an interrogative sentence.)

8. Healthy food tastes better than junk food. I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO EAT JUNK FOOD AND I DON'T LIKE TO. T_______T

9a. Bodies are beautiful to me. Specifically...backs, necks, jaws, legs, hands, shoulders, hips, ears, stomachs, eyes, teeth. Backs most probably. Still...I have what is probably an unhealthy obsession with female legs. I don't really know why. I like drawing them, seeing them (having them? .__.)...I dunno. But yes. Legs. Hips too for that matter.
9b. Foot fetishes. I don't understand them. Feet aren't particularly attractive things. They're useful. Eh. The three nonsexual Fs: food, feces, and feet. Yes.

10. Billy Mays BOTHERS ME. SHUT UP. STOP YELLING AT ME AND POINTING AT ME AND FLASHING YOUR "THUMBS-UP" SIGNS AT ME. RAWR. Sadly, you tout amazing products. WHYYYYYYYY?

11. I don't actually like having long hair; I like what long hair looks like on other people.

12. I like faerie tales in their older forms. Disney movies are great and all, but they take away from the grimness.

13. My stuffed animals and I have had some of the most meaningful conversations in my life...and I was making up their parts. Still, I make up a lot of conversations - pretending I'm having fabulous arguments with people most of the time.

14. I used to have a ridiculous knowledge of Ty Beanie Babies and Beanie Buddies, even the lingo and abbreviations used to sell them on eBay.

15. If I had money I wouldn't. It'd go to people.

16. I procrastinate more than the average bear...okay, more than the average anything.

17. Waste not, want not? Bullshit.

18. Actually, I prefer making clothes to buying them. See number sixteen.

19. Costume-making sounds fun. Would I do it more than a few times on request? Absolutely not. There are too many people who legitimately need clothes.

20. I play Tetris with three-dimensional objects and alphabetize just about everything I come across. It makes me an exceptional organizer.

21. I like shoes (like most chicks, I suppose - maybe I am female...eh, no, not really), I just don't see the point in having more than a couple of pairs. Boots, sneakers, dress shoes. Maybe two pairs of dress shoes, a white pair and a black pair or a warm-weather pair and cool-weather pair...I dunno. Still. Why have more than that? Money is better spent on people, followed by books and food.

22. The wolf thing? Yes, wolves are popular, and yes, everybody thinks they're werewolves. I don't especially give a damn, as what this is cannot be helped. That said...I have no desire to draw out a fursona and make up stories about said character. There's enough in reality, and I'd rather keep it personal anyway.

23. You know what? I'm sick of people around my age going "I'm bi/gay/lesbian and PROUD OF IT NYAHHHH". Stop. Nobody cares at this point; the subject is moot. The only people who care are either religious nutjobs or influenced by religious nutjobs, and none of those people are worth listening to. So shut up. It's great that you're happy with who you are and all, but if you really believe you're born with it then being proud of it is ridiculous. If you believe you chose it...stop using orientation as your ticket to being controversial. It doesn't work. Ugh.

24. Scent matters in a way I can't begin to explain; so does sound.

25. Having a place of my own to invite people to while keeping the freedom to kick people out...that would be amazing, especially so if it were mildly secluded...like, feeling like you're in the middle of nowhere when in reality you're no more than ten minutes from a grocery store and hospital. Yeah.

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